So I wasn't picked for jury duty. I feel like I must get that out of the way before someone thinks I'm compromising a case.
But let me tell you, it made me think, we teachers are the judges, juries, and prisons.
Jury: I listen to evidence and must make a decision
Judge: I demand respect or I'll throw you out of my courtroom (to the office)
Prison: Kids who owe me recess/detention/lines/moving their pins down
I think I am quite underpaid.